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Radical Incline

"I'm just in it for the money"

Nonsense protesters
Don't ask me. I'm just here to pick up chicks.



The Art of

Oklahoma regional accents attempted


233 Accents? This native Oklahoman went to college in Wisconsin. I spoke standard urban major network television. No sub-titles needed.

Sitting in my room one day, friends asked about my lack of accent. I tried to imitate a rural Oklahoma accent. Naw, I said, that's more Deep South. I tried another accent, but decided that was too South Texas. Again I tried an accent, but, no, that was more Arkansas-Missouri hillbilly.

It was at that moment that the only other student there from Oklahoma was looking for me, and from down the hall, we heard this loud gal's voice hollering, "Wharr's th' gaahyy from OAK-luh-HOma?"

I exclaimed, "That's it! That's the accent!" Followed by, "Quick! Close the door!"

True story.

"Midwestern Ohio Newscaster" is the US version of the Brit's "received pronunciation."

"This is what it sounds like to not have an accent."


How To Talk Like an Okie
Damien Lodes



Radical Incline

An upgrade from cardboard

Lego Ayatollah



Radical Incline

"The choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one."

Fine with Dogs
Republican U.S. Representative Randy Fine of Florida:
"If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one."

Original meme, in case you don't get it.


Stay away from our dogs
Conservative Momma



The Art of

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