We're Nearly Doomed?

WND… I used to go there. I wasn't gonna click… I was gonna let chrissythebrilliant digest it for us… I have no self control! I clicked.

"Total eclipses don't take place on any other known planet, point out intelligent-design scientists."

I quit reading at that point. Scrolled around looking for a byline; found none. The last line suggests it's all an ad. WND resistance reinforced.

Hope my opinion isn't hurting anyone's feelings or stepping on any toes.