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Sat 2016 Mar 26

Sat 2016 Mar 26, 2:59pm
On Ace of Spades

Bruce With a Wang! There is no link in your post and your name links to a website with no video. Sorry for making the effort to look it up and post it. What the fuck was I thinking?? Wont happen again.

Gee-Wow. Don't know what I said to touch a nerve by asking, BwwW! but sorry you took it the way you did. Unless your hurt is just joking put-on w/o a /jk tag.

Hadn't realized that the link didn't get included. Thanks for pointing that out.

http://bit.ly/fur-flies

Sat 2016 Mar 26, 2:42pm
On Ace of Spades

Bruce With a Wang!: Jack the Cat

Um, yeah, I just mentioned that at #13 with link to it on my website. Some reason you posted the YouToob link?

Sat 2016 Mar 26, 2:25pm
On Ace of Spades

no good deed: "Well, I guess he finally found the snake."

Have to ask... After two months... dead or alive?

Sat 2016 Mar 26, 1:54pm
On Ace of Spades

Good pet thread! Nice pet thread!

Because there aren't enough cat videos on the web...

The Fur Flies - starring Jack the Cat
With just a shake of the head
Video webwork, slightly less than 1 minute. Might need a serious-size screen to really see the "action."

Jack spent his early years traveling in a semi. Eventually he settled down with his beloved gal, the webworker's daughter. He spent his last years at the webworker ranchero. A big, mellow cat who got along with everyone, although sometimes he appointed himself the policeman to keep other cats from misbehaving. When he finally faded from the world, he was in the arms of his beloved gal.

Sat 2016 Mar 26, 12:14pm
On Ace of Spades

Since I'm not much of a gardener, guess I'll hang out here.

I think we should choose our candidates based on their pets.

Which would you rather see in the White House dog house...?

Ted Cruz's retriever?

or

Donald Trumps mutated lynx?

(Watchman ref in case you don't get it.)

Non-options:

Hillary's pet cobra
Bernie's dead gerbil
Kasich's horsefly

Sat 2016 Mar 26, 9:47am
On Ace of Spades

Read the first 100 comments, and I'm starting to think there's no Vic News this morning. When I saw there was an EMT, I had hoped there would be Vic News.

After the [editing] several of his items got yesterday in the ONT, he said he had to re-think his approach again. Hope that didn't mean quitting, again.

Sat 2016 Mar 26, 9:26am
On Ace of Spades

The guy at the little store scanned my lottery ticket and confirmed that I had won $400. But, he said, they didn't have that kind of money to spare, I'd have to redeem it elsewhere.

I grabbed some candy on the way out the door. It came to $6.01. I had a five, ones, and a ten. The lady behind me in line handed up a penny so I didn't have to break the ten.

As I was walking out the door, I woke up. I didn't have a $400 dollar winning ticket and I didn't have any candy.

Howdy, y'all.

Sat 2016 Mar 26, 12:46am
On Ace of Spades

Mama always said, nothing good happens after Midnight. And it's approaching that time, by my Central Standard Time clock.

Anyway, I have to go to sleep so I can get up and see what happens tomorrow!

And so, ah dyew, meese ah me!

Keep back your servant also from presumptuous sins; let them not have dominion over me: then shall I be upright, and I shall be innocent from the great transgression.

Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.

Sat 2016 Mar 26, 12:28am
On Ace of Spades

I'm reminded of chest pains I used to have. In the heart area, felt like a muscle cramp. Breath got short. I just stopped moving for a minute or two until it went away. Nothing in particular that I noticed that brought it on. Totally random. Think it first happened in, maybe 9th grade? I wasn't smart enough to be worried and didn't tell anybody about it, I just went on. Happened now and then for years. I did begin to wonder about it, as I got older. Should I worry?

Now, I haven't thought about those episodes in many years. Not sure what it was. Possibly related to the upper cervical maladjustment that was causing me several weird and seemingly un-co-related problems. At least, I haven't had the chest pains since I was adjusted.

Chasm, folks are going to love you and worry about you - yes, even you - and you can't help it since you mentioned a potentially serious problem. You know the horde is like that. Best buncha morons in the world.

Fri 2016 Mar 25

Fri 2016 Mar 25, 11:12pm
On Ace of Spades

After avoiding it for so long, I got a copy of the 3-hour Director's Cut of Watchmen, and last week I watched it. (So, I watch-a the watchmen, to answer the question.)

Been so long since I'd read the comic, I thought it might ease the pain. It helped. Was greatly impressed with everything that was adapted directly from the comic. What wasn't - including the whole outcome - sucked. I wanted to send Alan Moore a sympathy card, but I'd have to admit to him that I watched it.

YMMV.

Fri 2016 Mar 25, 10:50pm
On Ace of Spades

What's the strangest car crash cause you morons know of?

Didn't crash, but... my brother-in-law was driving a semi when he realized he had a bee up his pants.

Grabbed the bee, inside a fold of pantsleg, and held onto that with one hand, steering with the other, until he could pull over.

Fri 2016 Mar 25, 9:55pm
On Ace of Spades

♪ Oh, the weather outside is smoky,
From pasture flames in Okie.
And until the rains return,
It'll burn, it'll burn, it'll burn. ♬

Seriously, we've had some smoggy days this Spring. I heard that our grassfires were even causing smoky days up in St. Lou.

Evening, y'all!

Thanks for the ONT, CDR M.

Fri 2016 Mar 25, 2:41pm
On Zilla of the Resistance

I am so saddened to hear about the little kit not making it.

Hard to believe my heart can get so wrapped up in a kitten I only read about on a blog, but it’s almost as if it were one of our dear critters.

Thinking of you often, Z.

Fri 2016 Mar 25, 10:10am
On Ace of Spades

Just finished reading several articles from the headline links. Good selection, MisHum. Nice feelgood article!

Fri 2016 Mar 25, 9:50am
On Ace of Spades

Howdy, y'all.

Late to the thread, and I don't have time this morning to parse out the best links, so I'll just suggest that I've got a whole bunch of links on yesterday's "blog-heap" to videos & odd news stories. And to lots of news links lists - more than you could read in a week.

http://mindfulwebworks.com/blog-heap

Fri 2016 Mar 25, 1:17am
On Ace of Spades

Whoa. Thought I'd last longer tonight. Nope.

Have a good one, y'all.

I will sing unto the Lord, because he hath dealt bountifully with me.

Fri 2016 Mar 25, 12:58am
On Ace of Spades

Tonight's post brought to you by when you see it:

Hahaha. I saw it immediately.

Been hanging out with the horde too long?

Late night howdy, y'all.

Rich post, Maet.

Thu 2016 Mar 24

Thu 2016 Mar 24, 11:26am
On Ace of Spades

Some guy "named" Ace has posted something.

* dog-hearing pitched whistle *

Thu 2016 Mar 24, 11:19am
On Ace of Spades

Some sure-to-be willowed video recommendations::

Two good "Freedom's Safest Place" videos from NRA

This one is good
The Truth About Benghazi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAfv7CtAcrs

This one is even better, or good in different ways at least
The Truth About Benghazi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAHgGsrdXyM

A sad picture of folks who don't know how past their prime they are:

Bill and Hillary Clinton: The Golden Years
Washington Free Beacon SUPERcuts! #306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUHik4dxBms

This looks like fun:

Archery Tag
Hillsdale College
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99vLwq17OaY

Thu 2016 Mar 24, 11:10am
On Ace of Spades

Silver Lining: Next President is getting a big crap sandwich to eat for four years....

While I've thought that many times, this is the first time that I also thought, well, maybe it would be best if Trump won instead of Cruz!

'Cause, I'd rather see Trump enduring the raging forces of media and protesters and RINOs and the imploding economy, et al. Not being mean about Trump. I think Cruz is too nice a guy to have to suffer that. Plus, Trump could, just possibly, blow off all of that the way he seems to do with all criticism.

Hmmm.

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