By Which I Mean Not Goodbye But Hello

Good night, folks. By which I mean not goodbye but hello. We say "Good day," without meaning goodbye, right? Well, hello, then, for a minute or three.

Now that there will no longer be any discussion of faith, or the Constitution, or traditional American values, in this election year, by any of the remaining candidates, I can relax, ignore the news, and just ride it out... until 2020.

(Checks list:
toilet paper ✓
rice ✓
beans ✓
salt ✓
dried meats ✓
ammo... whoops, darned canoes...)