Can I Be Mr Weatherbee?

I don' wanna be Reggie. Reggie's a creep. Who else is left? I'll be 3rd string, anything but Reggie. The inventor kid, was his name Dilbert? Maybe Jughead's dog? I'm not smart handsome enough to be Moose…

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On that farmstand sign? I think they missppeelled "peas."

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After the sandal-ized cowboy boots (egad!), the chicken-foot heels were almost a relief of normalcy, by contrast.

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