Can I Be Mr Weatherbee?

I don' wanna be Reggie. Reggie's a creep. Who else is left? I'll be 3rd string, anything but Reggie. The inventor kid, was his name Dilbert? Maybe Jughead's dog? I'm not smart handsome enough to be Moose…


On that farmstand sign? I think they missppeelled "peas."


After the sandal-ized cowboy boots (egad!), the chicken-foot heels were almost a relief of normalcy, by contrast.