mindful webworker - POW!
So, I took time to craft a tl;dr response and missed the Captain? That's the ONT for you.
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Surprised, with all the talk of robots and matrix sex nobody's mentioned the classic Orgasmatron.
https://youtu.be/Isrd7E5nzIQ
Now it's time for me to say...
Hold my beer and watch this!...