Do you suffer from Pajamaboitis?

Do you suffer from Pajamaboitis? Are your feelings easily hurt by mean words? Your girlfriend hasn't made you a sandwich in months? Not sure which end of the pistol goes where?

Welcome to the Ace of Spades Man-Up Therapy group. State your name and your area of testosterone deficiency, and the group will point, laugh, slap you around, then buy you a drink. Watch, as before your very eyes, your skin thickens, your posture straightens, and you develop a craving for red meat.

Ettes-Managed Woman-Up group meets later, for recovering feminists and former Hillary supporters.