men
torquewrench: "Yeah. Sure. Got it. Let me check the Standard Male Instruction Manual right here. Oh! Wait! There isn't such a thing."
Men and women are different in some areas and that's okay.
Forty-some years together, Milady and I are pretty happy to have complimentary skills.
grammie winger: How many of you fine gentlemen have your presents both bought AND wrapped?
You're kidding, right? It's not even Christmas Eve yet!
I wanted to hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats. I really did. But spitting on my hands? Icky!
If communications
You would perfect,
Know women are roundabout,
Men are direct.
Do you suffer from Pajamaboitis? Are your feelings easily hurt by mean words? Your girlfriend hasn't made you a sandwich in months? Not sure which end of the pistol goes where?
Book I received for Father's Day (from the wife, the kids got me nothing as usual. Well, I got a couple texts....):
How to Be a Guilty Parent by Glenn Collins.
Certain questions come to mind.
Are they stacked side-by-side or upper-and-lower?
Can he fap both at once?
Can one be erect and the other flaccid?
The guy says,
"If there's two ways of taking what I said / did / looked like, and one of them is mean-spirited / critical / hurtful then, I meant the other one."
»Didn't he require all males to wear the same hair style? Or maybe it was a list of approved styles. -Mainah
List of approved NK hair styles for men:
1. Like Great Leader
THE BIPOLAR VORTEX
I've really been trying to come up with some way to use that, but I just haven't found the right hook to Anthropogenic Climate Chaos running hot & cold.
An entertaining ONT, CDR M. But I sort-of blanked out there between shinebox insurers and flower ammo. Sometimes that happens with whole comments, too. Huh.
And on Drudge I see we now have scientific proof that men and women are different. -WalrusRex
Translation: standards will be lowered until we get enough women into the combat arms branches. Plus, any criticism of them or of the changes will result in leadership being crucified.
Last night's ONT, an ette described an unfortunate blind date with an Obamunist.
Dueling monologues between the male chauvanist pig and the women's libber.
Subjects: men, women, sexes, liberation, chauvanism, humor, abortion, pill (the), birth control, God, human right, citizenship, democracy