Guess Whoooo

Guess Whoooo

:: beatbox thumps rapidly ::

I make this job look easy,
Like I'm not even trying.
I really like to hear myself
When I am speechifying.
I say whatever comes to mind.
I'm great at bald-faced lying.
I'm really good at killing folks.
Don't care about who's dying.

I'm really good at killing folks.
Don't care about who's dying.

Yeah! It's
Not about you you you.
Don't you see, see, see?
But just for a minute
Let's talk about you.
So,
What do you think of me me me?

I I I
uh uh uh
I oh me oh mine

:: xylophonic bridge ::

I could only be better
If I had my own clone.
And me and I could
both run a drone
And bounce the rubble
while snuggling alone...

:: screeech ((silence)) ::

oh,

um,

I lost my train of thought there for a moment.

::giggle::

Hold on.

:: music resumes ::

I said if things weren't better,
One term is all there'd be.
I promised you could keep your
plan and here you are, plan-free.
I know with all the problems
Tea Partiers blame me.
But I will set it all right
during term number three!

Yes I will set it all right
during term number three!

:: b-dmp-thmp ::

Paid for by George "I held the clipboard" $oros

©mw

Good night everybody.

:: curtain falls with an injurious thud ::