How can you all be idly chatting?

How can you all be idly chatting about these trivial things when there are so many more important things to be idly chatting about? Syriasly, you guys!

The pets are fed, the sun is all the way up, and there's nothing on the thread to inspire me to write a tl;dr rant that brings on the news dump thread. One of those awkward moments when I think, perhaps I should go do Real Life things. But, then, I pour myself another cup and refresh the page....

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