How the neighbor re-sets the cattle for DST
Neighbor Bob says he re-sets the cattle for Daylight Savings Time by winding their tails one turn, clockwise.
I tried that on the cats, but only once.
I hate DST. It's foul tyranny, insipid. stupid, pointless, annoying, tyranny. Especially since I forgot to re-set the alarm on the cell. At least the coffee pot went off at the right time. Did I mention I hate DST?