I am offended at offended people

mindful webworker - racist, sexist, humorist

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Tue 2014 Jul 1, 9:30am

I am offended at all the people who confuse the impact of words with sticks and stones. Who do I sue?

As a monotheistic het married WASP and family man, I am also outraged, because I am an oppressed majority. Sure, I sympathize with minorities suffering prejudice. It's easy to commiserate. Most oppression and prejudice and h8 is now directed at my group, with the government's hearty support. Where are my reparations.?

Finally, I was born a woman-spirit who considers himself a man, but fortunately I was born in a man's body, so I not only saved a bundle on surgery, I'm also happy and well-adjusted regarding my gender identity, but I'm sure I'm owed something by somebody. Where's my lawyer?

(Hm. I've tried that last bit twice now, and somehow the gag just doesn't seem to work. KWIM? I was not born a woman-spirit, but some of my best friends are....)

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identity