I really enjoyed La Bayadere

Things that, twenty years ago, I would not have thought I would find myself saying:

I really enjoyed tonight's performance by the civic ballet of La Bayadère (Act 3). It's supposed to be about murder and psychedelics and cool stuff like that, but all I saw them do was dance.

I especially liked that one ballerina who looked like my daughter.

The male guest artist sure had that anti-gravity chromosome - great hang time. You know why they give the male dancers solo bits in ballet? Because otherwise, they're just background, window dressing, and technical support. The guest ballerina was good, too. Never fell down once.

Well, hi-tone stuff is over. Fancy shoes kicked off. Unbuckling pants. Ready to look over tonight's ONT offerings.