I was sitting in the library with nothing at hand

I was sitting in the library with nothing at hand... to read!... and so was starting at the toilet paper wrapper. Brand name rhymes with Charmin.

Observation 1- why English replaced French as the world's language:
4 rolls in 1
4 rouleaux in 1

Observation 2 - smiling cartoon brown bear hugging a troll of toilet paper:
Isn't this, after all, the story of the Loosened Bear?