I'm never going to be famous

"May your hit count shoot through the roof!"

“I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.” —Dorothy Parker

(Good one, eh? No, I didn't have that taped up on my office wall. Found it, after a few seconds of websearch, at ThinkExist.com/Quotations. Teh webz iz so kewl!)