It's not even that Cold

What kind of kid wants to see Santa flanked by a fighter escort? I mean, besides pretty much every damn kid I ever knew. -RWC

First, I thought, yeah!

On second thought, alas: the kind you (and I) don't know, nor want to know, like the ones trained to report a classmate for pointing a finger and saying bang.

War in America. It's not even that Cold.