Mine may last four years

Good evening, y'all.

Le Post: Its been a week since the presidential election. The smirks and schadenboners are starting to fade....

Yours, maybe. Mine may last four years. Wake up each morning realizing it wasn't a dream. Hillary really lost!

Gonna be chortling at least through Thanksgiving weekend, with the mostly-lefty relatives.

Mom won't allow Politicks at her house at family gatherings, so I'll just keep remarking about how great it was the Cubs won, how exciting the contest was, how long we had to wait, how down-to-the-wire, how it defied all the polls. You get the idea. Go "Cubs"!

See how long it takes some of my Hillary-lovin' relations to drink themselves into oblivion.

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