Name as Destiny

Exhausted as I am, this is too good not to take the time to share.

Diving home, tuning the dial, some NPR station, I think.

Host says he had two guests for his show tonight.

First, he announces, is marine biologist Helen (?) Scales.

While the voice says some other things, I say to the Mrs., "a marine biologist named 'Scales'?? Really?"

Then he announces, his other guest...

Don Jolly (sp?)...

a comedian....

I am not making this up.

Turned the radio off. Figured, not going to top that.