No EMT But Straight to News Dump?

No EMT but straight to news dump?
What?

Morning, y'all.

Chillier night than predicted.
30° now.
Frost on the grass.
Frost on the pickup windshield.
Blazing red orb on the horizon.
Lone white-tail west of the house.
Dog lamely gave chase, then stopped.
Supposed to be going up to 60° today.
Will probably be warmer.
Coffee's cooking.
I'll take it.