Public Obnoxiousness

Save Us Chuck Woolery gripes about folks using the Speakerphone function in public places.
"...As much as I'm personally interested in hearing about your recent bout with diarrhea..."

Dined at a local greasy spoon yesterlunch. Unavoidably overheard the gals at the next table discussing their various medical histories, including details on a nose piercing. No cellphones required.

I think I'd better hit warp drive and vanish before I random more. Have a have a, folks.

Insert pithyism here.