Reference There That I'm Going to Ignore

SMFH: >>Never heard of having one's helmet shrink so bad.

I think I see a reference there that I'm going to ignore because... um... it's so cold right now my helmet's shrunk.

Alberta Oil Peon: Well, my beer is done, and so am I.
Devious Uncle: heads to bed.

LIGHTWEIGHTS! We haven't even reached the Evil Number yet! On a Saturday night! Before Christmas!

(I think I'm due to fold myself, any moment now.)