She's so conniving and clever

EVEN YET STILL MORE SHOCKING JAW-DROPPING STOP-THE-PRESSES PALINGATE REVELATIONS!
(courtesy various sites, mostly this Legal Insurrection page)

Worse than Obama, consistently used 2008 not 2011... oh, uh... nevermind.

Hardly ever mentions Michigan.

Relative in Nigeria died and left her $10 million in a foreign bank account. ;-)

CBS: VP nominee Palin asked the name of her barber, which turned out to be Speedy!! (May be a drug reference, or might concern her secret plan for a future traffic-law-defying RV tour.)

Boring, non-news, yawn yawn: Troopergate? Helicopter wolf shooting? As a commenter says HuffPo (!!) put it, "Palin's real motives may never be known, but so far, her emails appear to be consistent with the claims she made to the public...."

She's so conniving and clever, she seems exactly the same in private as in public! How does she do it? Obombsters and other Weiners want to know!