The Libertarian Party Left Me

Guy Mohawk: Its too bad the Libertarian party is full of pot smoking conspiracy theorists instead of people who actual want freedom and liberty.

I voted Libertarian a couple of times, 'way back when the Libertarian Party seemed still to be, you know, libertarian. Thought they were what the GOP was supposed to be.

"I didn't leave the Libertarian Party. The Libertarian Party left me... and left planet earth...."