The Wise Old Carpenter Dude
Vashta Nerada: ...The hard part is holding it up while bolting it to the drain pipe...
Reminds me of the time back in '76 several of us young idiots were replacing a ceiling - several guys holding up the 4'x8' sheet while one did the screws. The Wise Old Carpenter dude walks in, looks at us, quickly makes a "T" out of two 2x4s, and replaces all the guys holding up the sheet.
Dehr. Learned a lot from Wise Old Carpenter dude.