Too Much to Ask?

Solid real-world school-of-hard-knocks business experience in the real world.

Political sagacity and principled will, strength tempered by charm.

Wit and clout to knock down regulatory bureaucracies en masse, and roll back and flatten/simplify/eliminate federal taxes, liberating businesses, luring manufacturers, boosting employment. Encouraging energy and defense industries, especially.

Privatize trains, mail, education, medicine, banks, and on and on, the whole socialist takeover that's been going on for years.

Leadership to rally the nation to new patriotic heights in support of all these actions until the opposition drowns in a chorus of Star Spangled Banner.

Rebuild a fighting military, and be ready to wage war to victory on multiple fronts; just in case. Fortify our borders like our lives depended on it, and enforce immigration laws strictly.

Put every communist and co-conspirator in government and media from the last twenty years on trial for tyranny before competent and patriotic judges. (Twenty years? Make it back to pre-Jane Fonda in NVN.)

Face the reality of winning the war on mass terror organizations that threaten us, whether in the Middle East, Mexico, or Chicago, at whatever cost.

Is that really too much to ask in a candidate?