Trending on twitter: #ObamaDebateTips

Son texted me this...

Trending on twitter: #ObamaDebateTips
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ObamaDebateTips&src=tren

• @KentAtwater Follow a writer's advice. Talk about what you know. I can't help you with the other 59 minutes.
• @JDNelson_68W Borrow Hillary's balls.
♥ @janie_austin If it gets really bad just stick an empty chair in your spot. No one will notice anyway.
♥ @adaywithcoffee Blame the guy in charge these last four years for getting us into this mess.
• @jimotep Try not to wink at Candy Crowley every time she helps you out of a tough question.
• @mastadonarmy Bring up 7.8% unemployment. Romney probably won't counter with any fancy numbers or anything.

P.S. I erred. Son didn't text me. We're chatting by Instant Message. So old-school!

Speaking of texting (random topic drift), I've been without a phone for a little while now. One does get habituated to their convenience. We looked at all the 1¢-to-$1 upgrades but they were so... much like my last phone! I lusted after the fabulous-looking Samsung Galaxy phones, but this latest-hottest Samsung, for some reason, is not in the cheap-upgrades offers. THEN, wife & son found a couple of "refurbished" Galaxies. Watching the mailbox anxiously. 4G, too. My life is about to get... I was going to say better, but probably just more complicated.