Two out of Three?

Dog & baby poster: That was LOL funny. I've seen the pix before, but this is the funniest caption. :lol:

As for the Gettysburg protest: as somebody on Ace commented, they'll be meeting old gray-haired men with muskets (which aren't loaded) and bayonets (which are sharp) who sleep on wool blankets on the ground for entertainment. The protesting idiots may get more "fun" than they counted on.

And as for the brain surgeon & the gal with the James Brown hair, let me see if this swipe from the morning report on Ace will work…
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/Heel.jpg

Even as dumb as some of these folks have proved themselves to be, it's hard to believe the "climate change" tweet with beach pic was real. Except she missppelledd "inpeach" so it probably is.

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Original

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Additional

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