Two Things Close to Pretty Good

...When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse...

Ace, I don't recall such a hilarious post in quite a while. Nice comedy!

Browser says the term "metrosexual" appears more than a half-dozen times in comments already, so I don't have to go there.

Two things you quoted were close to pretty good, context notwithstanding.

1. Being between danger and the Mrs. Even in (seemingly) trivial situations, I find myself conscious of positioning like this. Feels silly sometimes, but, then, I've never been called upon (yet) to "try to" defend her.

2. A daughter will teach you things. Not the things that author thinks, of course. Like, for example, having a daughter makes me think more about firearms...!