Jane D'oh: *woman spreads*
Um, excuse me, dear Jane D'oh, but...
oh, I see it's already been covered. Good.
The thought never crossed my mind.
...When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse...
Ace, I don't recall such a hilarious post in quite a while. Nice comedy!
Good evening. I've been busy. Been drinking. Not interested in your complaints. Wait...!
Grey Fox: "Besides, I always understood that closing the toilet was a matter of appearance and smell, not the inability of the females to close the lid on their own."
"Dorothy Hendrix was shot twice by the gang of two men and a woman, but she managed to shoot one of her assailants in the stomach before dying of her wounds."
Another Scientific Study Finds Something Obvious
"Men most often regret not having sex with more people while women frequently regret having sex with the wrong partner...."