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Jane D'oh: *woman spreads*

Um, excuse me, dear Jane D'oh, but...

oh, I see it's already been covered. Good.

The thought never crossed my mind.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2016 May 19
Subjects: woman

...When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse...

Ace, I don't recall such a hilarious post in quite a while. Nice comedy!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Oct 1
Subjects: man, satire, woman

Good evening. I've been busy. Been drinking. Not interested in your complaints. Wait...!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2015 Mar 25
Subjects: man, relationships, woman

Grey Fox: "Besides, I always understood that closing the toilet was a matter of appearance and smell, not the inability of the females to close the lid on their own."

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Aug 21
Subjects: man, relationships, woman
Actress
Doodles
Sure to become a star.
Cartoon added on 2014 Jan 2
Subjects: portrait, woman

"Dorothy Hendrix was shot twice by the gang of two men and a woman, but she managed to shoot one of her assailants in the stomach before dying of her wounds."

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Dec 1
Subjects: self-defense, woman

Another Scientific Study Finds Something Obvious
"Men most often regret not having sex with more people while women frequently regret having sex with the wrong partner...."

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Nov 27
Subjects: family, man, marriage, sex, woman
Painted Porcelain
Doodles
As fragile as she is beautiful.
Illustration added on 2013 May 15
Subjects: portrait, face, woman, painting
She Watches the Passing Barge
Doodles
Reflections ripple at its passing.
Illustration added on 2013 Mar 23
Subjects: landscape, river, woman, abstract
Old Girl
Doodles
Every woman is still eighteen years old within.
Illustration added on 2013 Mar 14
Subjects: woman, portrait
Joyous
Doodles
A universal expression.
Cartoon added on 2013 Feb 18
Subjects: joy, woman, extraterrestrial
Girl in Green
Doodles
Not just any green. Oz emerald green.
Illustration added on 2013 Jan 24
Subjects: woman, girl, portrait, face
No Substitute
Doodles
Is that surprise, or hesitation?
Illustration added on 2012 Dec 8
Subjects: face, woman, portrait
Doodles
She suddenly felt quite old. And frustrated.
Illustration added on 2012 Nov 27
Subjects: portrait, woman
Sitting in the Park
Doodles
Trying to capture her great smile.
Illustration added on 2012 Nov 24
Subjects: portrait, face, woman
Falling Forward
Doodles
But stumbling so gracefully!
Illustration added on 2012 Nov 15
Subjects: figures, woman, The Art of
Utter Exhaustion
Doodles
Sometimes the weariness takes over.
Illustration added on 2012 Nov 5
Subjects: portrait, hardship, woman, aging
Sitting Still, She Progresses 4
Doodles

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Illustration added on 2012 Oct 28
Subjects: portrait, woman, abstract
Sitting Still, She Progresses 3
Doodles

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Illustration added on 2012 Oct 27
Subjects: portrait, woman, abstract
Sitting Still, She Progresses 2
Doodles

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Illustration added on 2012 Oct 26
Subjects: portrait, woman
Sitting Still, She Progresses 1
Doodles

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Illustration added on 2012 Oct 25
Subjects: portrait, woman
Striking
Doodles
Although her one eye was a little odd.
Illustration added on 2012 Sep 22
Subjects: face, portrait, woman
Just her eyes
Doodles
They're all you needed to see.
Illustration added on 2012 Sep 15
Subjects: glowing eyes, woman, face
Leggy lady in silouhette
Serious Sketches and Portraits
Exercising perhaps
Illustration added on 1997 Dec 12
Subjects: silouhette, figures, woman
Leggy lady in silouhette
Doodles
Exercising perhaps
Illustration added on 1997 Sep 28
Subjects: silouhette, figures, woman
Old woman stuck in a large pear
Doodles
But is she comfortable?
Illustration added on 1997 Jun 9
Subjects: portrait, woman, food, surrealism, pear
http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/doodles/dd19970428.png
Doodles
Or maybe just intense?
Illustration added on 1997 Apr 28
Subjects: portrait, face, woman, Plaza Hotel Las Vegas NM
Blond woman
Doodles
Could tighten this up a bit.
Illustration added on 1997 Apr 26
Subjects: portrait, woman, blond, Plaza Hotel Las Vegas NM
A tall and vacant profile
Doodles
Like a granite cliff face.
Illustration added on 1997 Apr 4
Subjects: portrait, profile, abstract, woman

Additional uncaught exception thrown while handling exception.

Original

PDOException: SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1142 INSERT command denied to user 'mindfulwebworks'@'184.168.193.124' for table 'accesslog': INSERT INTO {accesslog} (title, path, url, hostname, uid, sid, timer, timestamp) VALUES (:db_insert_placeholder_0, :db_insert_placeholder_1, :db_insert_placeholder_2, :db_insert_placeholder_3, :db_insert_placeholder_4, :db_insert_placeholder_5, :db_insert_placeholder_6, :db_insert_placeholder_7); Array ( [:db_insert_placeholder_0] => woman [:db_insert_placeholder_1] => taxonomy/term/1899 [:db_insert_placeholder_2] => [:db_insert_placeholder_3] => 54.198.3.15 [:db_insert_placeholder_4] => 0 [:db_insert_placeholder_5] => 5TaS_Fy7vk7JztpRO6LCo38dgbrxKWvI9wmDARUvpiQ [:db_insert_placeholder_6] => 2487 [:db_insert_placeholder_7] => 1531847241 ) in statistics_exit() (line 93 of /home/content/04/7574404/html/drupal7/modules/statistics/statistics.module).

Additional

PDOException: SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1142 INSERT command denied to user 'mindfulwebworks'@'184.168.193.124' for table 'watchdog': INSERT INTO {watchdog} (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (:db_insert_placeholder_0, :db_insert_placeholder_1, :db_insert_placeholder_2, :db_insert_placeholder_3, :db_insert_placeholder_4, :db_insert_placeholder_5, :db_insert_placeholder_6, :db_insert_placeholder_7, :db_insert_placeholder_8, :db_insert_placeholder_9); Array ( [:db_insert_placeholder_0] => 0 [:db_insert_placeholder_1] => php [:db_insert_placeholder_2] => %type: !message in %function (line %line of %file). [:db_insert_placeholder_3] => a:6:{s:5:"%type";s:12:"PDOException";s:8:"!message";s:879:"SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1142 INSERT command denied to user 'mindfulwebworks'@'184.168.193.124' for table 'accesslog': INSERT INTO {accesslog} (title, path, url, hostname, uid, sid, timer, timestamp) VALUES (:db_insert_placeholder_0, :db_insert_placeholder_1, :db_insert_placeholder_2, :db_insert_placeholder_3, :db_insert_placeholder_4, :db_insert_placeholder_5, :db_insert_placeholder_6, :db_insert_placeholder_7); Array ( [:db_insert_placeholder_0] => woman [:db_insert_placeholder_1] => taxonomy/term/1899 [:db_insert_placeholder_2] => [:db_insert_placeholder_3] => 54.198.3.15 [:db_insert_placeholder_4] => 0 [:db_insert_placeholder_5] => 5TaS_Fy7vk7JztpRO6LCo38dgbrxKWvI9wmDARUvpiQ [:db_insert_placeholder_6] => 2487 [:db_insert_placeholder_7] => 1531847241 ) ";s:9:"%function";s:17:"statistics_exit()";s:5:"%file";s:74:"/home/content/04/7574404/html/drupal7/modules/statistics/statistics.module";s:5:"%line";i:93;s:14:"severity_level";i:3;} [:db_insert_placeholder_4] => 3 [:db_insert_placeholder_5] => [:db_insert_placeholder_6] => http://mindfulwebworks.com/subject/woman [:db_insert_placeholder_7] => [:db_insert_placeholder_8] => 54.198.3.15 [:db_insert_placeholder_9] => 1531847244 ) in dblog_watchdog() (line 160 of /home/content/04/7574404/html/drupal7/modules/dblog/dblog.module).