Walk the plank, scurvy sock

Walk the plank, scurvy sock. I be my other faux self again. But all piratey. Arr? (Bon voyage, me harties. I'm off to the hammock.)

Dang! It's actually 11 minutes past TLaP Day here.

Now it's talk like a Limey Day. Pip pip, cheerio, and carry on, my good fellows.