Talk like a Pirate Day
MTF: I was told there would be buxom wenches here today.
Arr, y' scurvy knaves. We've hijacked yer country and we're sellin' off the booty. Arr yarr and mwah ha ha I mean yo ho ho. Also alleyhoo ackpatooie.
-Federal Freebooters
Wax the mainmast and batten down the wenches. Belay the lynchpin and... Arrrrr! Just pass the rum.
Arrrr and shrivel yer timbers, me glorious morning hearties!
And new Doctor Who tonight if you can get it.
I'll cutlass the scurvy knave that shimmies my jib.
It's Talk Like a Fapping Pirate Month!
Tell us your stories!
Walk the plank, scurvy sock. I be my other faux self again. But all piratey. Arr? (Bon voyage, me harties. I'm off to the hammock.)
Dang! It's actually 11 minutes past TLaP Day here.
Arrr er er um rrrrr, mates. Maties. I am your, uh, your, ah, I am the Captain's Chair. Stand down your broadsuwords, er, broadsorts, and surrender to the inenviable.