What's in that name?

Not to be... okay, to BE name-ist... what kind of name is Rinsed Priapus anyway? If that was your name, wouldn't you change it to, like, John Wayne, or something?

Um.. well, er, I'll just leave that amusing autocorrection. You know who I mean, right?

In the future, government officials will be known by their online handles.
US Congressman Captain Hate
Senator panzernashorn
Secretary of Interior Alex the Chick
like that.

You'n's have yourselves a day!