The Plural of Mouse is Mice

The plural of mouse is mice,
a flock of goose is geese,
but more than one house is not hice,
nor a flock of moose known as meese.

You might have a couple of beers,
you might wish a hundred wishes,
but you can't see a couple of deers.
but a hundred fish are not fishes.

Yet if I have two scissors, and I give you one,
each now has scissors. English is fun!

Another reason why English literacy should be required for citizenship.