Waving hellos as I come in for a crash landing

Waving hellos as I come in for a crash landing from which I may not walk away.

Here's an idea. Instead of Daylight Savings Time, what if we had clocks calibrated based on location. Like, when the sun was straight up, it was noon, wherever you are. Novel idea, huh? Geo-aware cells and desktops aren't exactly rare, and calculating the current sun time based on location isn't exactly rocket science. Time zones? We don' need no steenkeng time zones!

I'm like all serious, you guys.

Oh yeah, I meant to say, for whatever my CommenTourettes causes me to do this evening, I denounce myself in advance, if it's not already too late.