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End of the Road
End of the Road

The last gas-guzzling road-hogging family road trip

#1: It was our last road trip
Pages display seven cartoons each:

Print END OF THE ROAD mini-comics…
…as one 40-page giant
…as five 8-page issues

MWFloating vehicles have also been spotted in these Mindful Webworks:
Cat with butterfly (and flitters)
Sally Tomorrow and her friends

See Lum & Edna in animagraphic action
Then wear Lum & Edna goodies from the marketplace.
You'll feel downright chipper!




Short & Tall Tales
Making Believe

If at first you don't try, how can you ever succeed or not?

1.
          Bb
It's only make-believe. 
     Fm
  It lasts a little while
             Ab
And then you have to make your  
              Bb
  dreams come true
            Bb
If you only make-believe,
       Fm
  in a little while
         Ab
All your dreams begin to 
                 Bb
  lose belief in you.

Fm          Ab                    Bb
Got to get  down to where you're  goin'
  Fm          Ab             Bb
  Before the  goin' gets ya  down
     Fm       Ab      Bb
Your heart is part of winds a-blowin'
           Fm                  Bb
  But your brain remains earth-bound.

Fm        Bb     Ab                Bb
Take your time.  Find out what you want.
Fm       Bb     Ab                     Bb
Learn to seek.  That's the goal of the hunt.
Fm7             Bbm   Fm7          Bbm
Futures you foresee   leave you in shock
Fm7             Bbm   Fm7        Gb
Nothing left to be    nowhere to walk....
Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Making Believe, page 2
2.
Bb              Fm
All we get is a moment of life, and the
  Ab                           Bb
  living with whom we work and play.
      Bb        Fm
So we smile and try to be forgiving
  Ab                       Bb
  Trying to make it day to day

Fm             Ab         Bb
Your past is a measure of learning
  Fm             Ab            Bb
  Your future is close to your soul
Fm              Ab          Bb
Your present is pleasant if that's what you're earning
      Fm                     Bb
  And Karma keeps taking its toll.

Fm        Bb     Ab                Bb
Take your time.  Find out what you want.
Fm       Bb     Ab         Bb
Learn to seek.  That's the goal of the hunt.
Fm7             Bbm   Fm7         Bbm
Futures you foresee   leave me in shock
Fm7             Bbm   Fm7        Gb
Nothing left to be    nowhere to walk....

Segue right into Don't Walk.

Performed in Mindful Webworkshop #8, 2016 Sep 30



Short & Tall Tales
Don't Walk

You don't talk to your neighbors in the city.

Segue from Making Believe

Chorus:
Bb7             Fm
Walk Walk Walk  Walk a walk
Bb7                     Fm
Walk Walk Walk ah-hahh  Don't walk  Don't walk  Don't walk
1.
          Bb7
You don't talk to your neighbors in the City.
   (no, you never do, never do)
                                    F7
You don't talk to the people on the bus.
   (no body home)
          F7
You don't talk to the girls who're lookin' so pretty
   (no way baby)
                                            Bb
But anyway what the hell have you got to discuss?
[chorus]
2.
          Bb7
You don't listen to your neighbors in the city
   ("rotten BITCH")
                                      F7
You don't listen to the people on the street
   ("gimme a quarter")
          F7
You don't listen to the girls who're lookin' so pretty
   ("c'mere, boy!")
                                          Bb7
Face Front, eyes forward, get on down the street
[chorus]
Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Don't Walk, page 2
3.
Bb7             Fm
Walk Walk Walk  Walk a walk
Bb7                     Fm
Walk Walk Walk ah-hahh  Don't walk  Don't walk  Don't walk

          Bb7
You don't look at yer neighbors in the eyeball
   (no ya lookaway lookaway)
                                     F7
You don't stare at the bodies on the beach
   (mm-hm baby)
F7
I like lookin' at the girls so tan and pretty
   (ah-ooo)
                                             Bb7
Just as well (too bad), they're always outta reach.
[chorus]
4. [Slow]
Bb7
I talk to my neighbors in the city.
   (Howya doin')
                                F7
I smile at the old folks on the bus.
   (Say, take my seat)
F7
I like talkin' to the girls who're lookin' so pretty.
   (Uh-oh!)
[faster again]
                                       Bb7
I can't help myself. I'm just an onery cuss.
[chorus]



Short & Tall Tales
Risk
There's a certain amount in almost everything you do.
1.
          D              Bdim
There's a certain risk involved
             D              Bdim
   in almost everything you do.
        D             G
There's danger in the course you take
           E             A
   and the one that you eschew.
          D              Bdim
There's a certain risk involved
             D                Bdim
   in almost every breath you take,
      D               F6
So no matter what you do
                 Em             A
   it's going to look like a mistake.

2.
          D                Bdim
There's a certain price to pay
             D                  Bdim
   for every choice you make or don't.
        D               G
There's problems if you will
                 E                 A
   and there's obstructions if you won't.
  D             Am
A setback is forseeable.
          G               Gm
   You'll likely miss the boat,
    D                 G
And curse your luck until you find
      Bb          A
   it didn't stay afloat.

Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Risk, page 2
3.
       D              Bdim
If you never took the chance
       D               Bdim
   you might be safer, but
    D              G
The day you didn't leave
               E           A
   you are the victim of a nut.
      D                 Am
We'll spare you now the details.
           G                 Gm
   You can catch the film at nine,
                  D              G
Watching from the safety of your living room,
          Gb            A     D
   Saying glad his life ain't mine.



Short & Tall Tales
Got No Babysitter Blues

Even devoted parents long for a night out, but it's not always easy, especially when the kids are very young.

1.
F7
One Two Three

And they've all gone down

Getcher dancin' shoes babe

We're goin' out on the town

            Bb7
We're goin' dancin'
   Doo wop a doo
            F7
We're goin' dancin'
   Shoo boop a doo be
      C7
Goin' dancin'
              Bb7       F7      C7
All de leedle tykes're asleep.

2.
          F7
O, we can smoke a jug o' wine

An we can flip a couple lids

If we can only find a sitter

Who'll come 'n' mind the kids

            Bb7
We're goin' dancin'
   Bo do dee oh
            F7
We're goin' dancin'
   Woh woh woh
      C7
Goin' dancin'
              Bb7             F7     C7
Wait a sec, I think I heard a peep.

Mindful Webworks | Short and Tall Tales | Got No Babysitter Blues, page 2
3.
         F7
Change a diaper then another

Dad I wanna drinka water

Got a dolly for my daughter

Tuck her brother into bed

             Bb7
And we'll go dancin'
   Whee-dee-dee  dee-dee-dee
   dee-dee-dee-dah-dah
F7
Dancin'
   Ya-ta-ta  ta-ta-ta
   na-na-na  na-na-na
C7
Dancin'
                Bb7             F7      C7
Babe just go 'n' getcher dancin' shoes.

4.
F7
Granny's feelin' po'ly

An' the sitter's got a test tomorrow

Then our frien' nex' door comes down

A-lookin' for yer shoes t' borrow

Bb7
Dancin'
   Hup hup hup
            F7
She's goin' dancin'
   Yup yup yup
      C7
Goin' dancin'
         Bb7
I think I got those
                     F7       C7
   got no babysitter blues!
2016 Sep 23: Performed in Mindful Webworkshop Episode #7



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