AoSHQ
18 Ace's first post consisted of two words, "First post."
And it was a double post. -EC
Just before he banned himself. -Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
tl;dr
(somebody had to say it)
Vidal... Spitzer... Hitler... "plate job" ... "glass bottom boat ride" ...
Normally, the new knowledge my old dog brain gets put on this blog is welcome, but sometimes....
I listened to the podcast... I didn't expect so many F words.... -Carol
omigodikilledtheblog
imsorryleavingnowgoodnight
535 I'm tuning it out if they have some guy banging a dog.
Posted by: Toby the Beagle
536 My dog makes the most disgusting noises...
Posted by: model_1066
Variable IP is my friend.
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Tell us more...
Posted by: Embarrassed Posters Everywhere
Aaand, I'm not a top-tenner again. Variable IP is my friend. I'll note it five hundred more times this week. I'm not a top tenner.
'Ette, in training but the bar is too damn high! - congratulations! You da 1.
Looks like the morning crew is STILL on vacation or hung over?
Posted by: Nip Sip
2nd try
Morning thread, I command thee, arise!
Okay, not what I said in 1st try, but my humor got hurt in the first tech glitch of the day.
Howdy, folks!
Carol, banned IP notice in my case is just one of the local cell tower's IPs to which I sometimes get assigned, I figure. Many-months-old rare problem.
So, tech ate my long comment.
Ironically, it was about the marvels of this age of tech.
Sigh!
Now I'm getting the banned IP notice.
Whoa, If slo-typing me has posted two comments in a row, either this place is slow this morning, or I've had too much coffee. Or both.
You see what a bunch of morons can do when they put their heads together?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Besides clonking noggins you mean...
Almost wandered off reading linked stuff forgetting to wave hi!
:: waves hi ::
Greetings, tasty cakes. No turning back now!
Jeezum Crow. After the first 10 comments, hang it up and go home. The rest is retarded bullshit. Goodnight ladies. - Corona
"Infantile, puerile, cretinous, low brow and of questionable, idiotic intelligence..."
I though I heard somebody talkin bout me....
It's been a day.
But the last animated GIF of the kids kiss alone was worth the price of admission.
New pot
Some Obamacare Stuff
—Gabriel Malor
dozen paragraphs
Think I'll check if there were developments I missed in the Pedo Pete saga last night.
(Grabbing a comment slot quick before they're all gone...)
Poppins, last thread: don't think I ever saw a pic of Pleshette so young. Cute. Thanks.
I...
never mind..
tomorrow beckons...
Remember, thank your angels... they volunteer.
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Save me from reading ALL the comments... Some of it I got, but, tell me, Brain, what exactly was this Pedo Pete person doing with the beavers? And how was Ace involved?
"... Those ambulatory buttplugs..."
Realizahatetion - the masterful turn of phrase when reading a comment that lets you know it's Cappy Hate.
I woulda posted sooner but I had to climb over some wall of text back there...
I wrote it, I have it on a word Document if you want it posted again However I think it's at #50, on the thread with the puppy's in the stockings.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
Posted by: Santa's mindful webworker at December 25, 2013 01:25 AM (U13jb)
Amen!
Dear amazing people: I hope alla y'all have a happy Christmas.
:: reading into the early 100s comments
I do like how Gabe poke at the cage every time with that ya'll business.
GÜD YÜL, Y'ÄLL!
Man I'm so far behind in the comments I don't know if I'll get caught up. New one up yet? I'm doing it wrong.
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