Selected groups get special treatment. Extra limits on Christians.

Jimmy Stewart teaches how to handle the runs in crazy times.

Less apocalyptic than predicted. Perhaps just an advance scout.

Print editions subscriptions suddenly spike after format change.

No tissue, but the bathroom smells nice.

First Amendment, with asterisks, in Virginia. Who ya gonna follow, Jesus or the Governor?

Please follow the schedule, as all citizens' cooperation is needed in this time of crisis.

The Diversity Party's Leaders Showdown Debate, not including naptime.

A Cautionary Biography of another self-destroying 'news' celebrity

If only I had published this when I first came up with it. Alas, now it's too late.

Some people don't think it's a wonderful life until everybody is equally miserable.

Horsefeathers and Balderdash were on a bus. Joe bit whose finger?

Who's the champ? Meme Wars? Still not tired of winning!

Squeeze to hear it wheeze and buttons bulge out