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Tulsa Police Find Man They Say Stole Rifle By Stuffing It Down His Pants
[Parse it out: How did the Tulsa police find the man? By stuffing a stolen rifle down his pants?]
Unable to Face a Live Audience or Questions, Confused Grandmother to Announce Presidential Campaign on Twitter
...were being driven away from their reception when Georgette spotted smoke coming from a house... The bride -- still in her wedding dress -- jumped out of the vehicle and ran towards the burning house, yelling at those inside to get out... When they didn't, Clemons reportedly charged through a thick, black veil of smoke to lead them to safety.... all the occupants of the home got out safely, including two dogs and two ferrets. ... "my shoes got messed up, but what are you going to do? At least the people are ok."