Ace Grades the Detroit GOP Debates

Ace of Spades

…[Trump] Kept talking about his hand-size and then, just when you thought this was getting weird, brought it back into a more sensible area by assuring the world that his penis size was sufficient for most.

He then added some substance to his foreign policy platform by declaring that he would force American soldiers to break the law and murder children.

On other issues, he was less reassuring.…

In Ace's unique, somber, subtle style.