Missouri Defines "Meat"

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…On Tuesday, Missouri became the first state in the country to have a law on the books that prohibits food makers from using the word “meat” to refer to anything other than animal flesh.…

Because people are too stupid to know that Almond Milk isn't milk, Soy Burgers aren't hamburger, and Cream Soda doesn't contain cream. The government is here to help us all with that wisdom.