First H2O, now CO2!

Water won't help you with hydration!
We all get fat each inhalation!
First H2O, now CO2!
Water and air aren't good for you!
Studies prove you should do neither,
but you're not good for Nature, either!
Don't breathe or drink! You save a whale
Each time you choose to not exhale.
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Whew! :D