Apparently, Everybody Involved in the Petraeus Scandal Is a Swinging Sex Freak

It’s not a love triangle. It’s a love Pentagon. —Gabriel Malor at AOSHQ
 What the hell? Is our entire government staffed with people who have nothing better to do with their time than to chase poontang? Are our taxpayer dollars being used to pay for this stuff?
 Hey, we’ve got a trillion-dollar deficit and we’re in hock to the ChiComs, but don’t you worry, America — we’re getting our money’s worth out of these dedicated public servants who occasionally do some actual work in between their cybersex sessions.