Deer Nutz 4 POTUS

…turns out he’s a 15-year-old from Iowa. Unlike his competitors in the race to be president in 2016 … Deez Nuts has no public profile. He will likely never appear in any televised debates; he has never held public office. Wednesday was a big day for Deez Nuts. First he won 9% of the vote as an independent in a Public Policy Polling poll of voters in North Carolina – which, on top of recent results of 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa from previous polls, makes him what experts confirmed is the most successful independent candidate for president in two decades. It was also the day of his high school sophomore orientation.…