#DiscardedObamaBios

  • “Born in Alaska. Proud native Yupik. Tundra organizer, saw Russia from his qasgiq. Nearly married Sarah Heath.”
  • “Born to Gypsies. Organized tramps & thieves. Specialized in wealth spreading. Pick pocketed his way thru Harvard Law.”
  • “Born to stranded travelers. Raise by apes. His terrifying war cry rang throughout the jungle. Swinger in college.”
#DiscardedObamaBios