I’ve decided to hate his white side

Have you gentlemen forgotten our distinguished president is half white.
To diffuse the racial allegations, I’ve decided to hate his white side.
This half-white Betty Crocker biscuit is driving us further into debt, and his Bubba-white Muslim appeasement is as bad as his half-assed trailer-trash doughboy gunrunning program, and if he doesn’t get off his lily-white ofay honky butt when it comes to supporting our servicemen, then I think we oughta’ vote this cracker-ass whitey outta’ office.
Americans against Obama’s white side…!