Parent panic at Blue School

Parents are yanking their kids out of the “progressive,” $32,000 per-year private school founded by the Blue Man Group — which has no books and no tests…. “It’s all fun and games until you realize your second-grader can’t read." … students decide their own curriculum, and have no set arrival time. … Some experts said parents who choose progressive schools shouldn’t expect to see the same results as they do from a conventional school. “A majority of my Upper East Side clients, if they took a look down there, their heads would explode,” said education adviser Terri Decker of Smart City Kids. “Literally, their brains would be on the pavement.” [LITERALLY? "Education adviser." IDIOTS!]