Psaki Advanced to Minister of Disinformation

Alfred E Obama

State Department Spokeswoman Jen Psaki, who couldn’t even communicate with herself about her own scripted comments, has been named Barack Obama’s White House communications director, starting April 1. Obama released a statement trumpeting his appointment, according to Reuters, saying, "Jen worked on both my campaigns, she's served in the White House and she's traveled the world as an advisor to Secretary (John) Kerry. I fully trust Jen - and I am thrilled she's agreed to come back to the White House.

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