What the devil is wrong with this Teddy Bear?

…The Saga Continues:

Deep within the bowels of CNN, far underground, down rough concrete hallways beneath humming fluorescent lights a group struggles, dragging a howling spitting Ewok along.

"What the devil is wrong with this Teddy Bear?" one asks.

"I think it's a Monchichi," another replies.…

The saga has been going on for a while.