Finest Internet Jokes for April Fools' Day 2009

Ah, April Fools' Day — you are a cruel lover. Your annual appearance offers us all an opportunity to see how wonderful (or nightmarish) life would be if Warner Bros. and The Pirate Bay actually embraced rather than sued. Or if Google really launched the world's first true AI, and newspapers killed their print versions and converted to Twitter. Or if ex-Soundgarden screamer Chris Cornell made a dance album with pop producer Timbaland and called it Scream. Wait, that wasn't a prank?