sex
Bob's House: "...IIRC, [porn]'s something you watch for six minutes, not six hours."
And Phil Robertson, I love ya man, but, what a cheap applause line.
Lizzy: "Next they'll say your spouse is performing sex work and you should pay her/him for each encounter, along w/whatever applicable tax for the labor."
Drudge headline, bottom of column 1:
Scientists create artificial sperm from skin
I believe this fall's in the category of "you're doing it wrong."
Jingle balls
Romancing the… Pumpkin??
"Kissing builds up the mouth." -some guy on stage at Woodstock.
I laughed heartily at the fisherman tumbling into the drink. "Into the drink?" Hey, that's a metaphorical two-fer or something. Zen points!
Now, why in hell can I imagine that new style condom with a beanie propeller on the tip?
Posted by: Bill H
Bum facials? Umm.. Is that what you do when you blend up the hoboes?
FIF rickb223:
Poll Finds One In Five AoSHQ Horde Members Would Have Sex With...
a couch
a mailbox
a toaster
an imaginary furry
RWC at May 08, 2014 08:47 AM
Hey, I'm hardly a prude, and AoSHQ is, well, AoSHQ. But, I'd consider that passage inappropriate even for here!
[Ed did not have time to change out of a suit into his uniform — regs notwithstanding — before heading out with the guys.]
» I am against all promiscuous lifestyles, whatever genders are involved.... -votermom
That's the big secret. shhh.
Posted by: The abused chicken, toaster and couch support group. New England Chapter
The main driver for the 15% pregnancy is "forgot" to put one on. —Vic
Yes, that would seriously affect the effectiveness!
"...assault charge against a man who poked holes in his condom so as to get his girlfriend pregnant against her will."
"We will proceed to a lovely seaside B&B and commence a three day bangathon."
- Frumious Bandersnatch
Hmm. I am apparently compelled to add:
Why am I stuck in this porn thread when there is a perfectly good ONT qued up somewhere... -Tobacco Road
"A couple of hours later, another witness saw Mertz completely nude, and said he thrust his hips onto his mailbox as she drove by."
Also dredged from Drudge: GOOGLE Glass app lets wearers watch themselves have sex from partner's POV.
Um...
¡ew!
Putin: gays cannot express their views on gay rights issues to anyone underage.
Linda Lovelace (would have been 65 today - RIP)
I'm old enough and shameless enough now to admit, I saw her on the big screen... with the Mrs!
Coconut oil, y'all were saying (or not)?
"The fact intercourse causes so many infections and tears and warts attests to the unnaturalness of intercourse, that it's not meant to be...."
-Dr. Ruth Westheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire
Subjects: Batman, dark humor, David Letterman, parody, sex
Oregan Man On Meth Fights Off 12 Cops While Masturbating In A Bar
Okay, anyone not click on that one?
Houston educator slammed for saying some of the HS girls dress like hoes. Well, do they?
http://tinyurl.com/pjlzywx
Posted by: Vic
Another Scientific Study Finds Something Obvious
"Men most often regret not having sex with more people while women frequently regret having sex with the wrong partner...."
because those poor dears were too dim to be able to remember to take pills/use a condom/insert a diaphragm - AtC parenthetically